I Photo Bombed Myself

One day while taking a nice, relaxing shower (or so I thought) I was surprised by a peeping Tom or rather a peeping Mickey.  Apparently while washing my hair, he had sneaked into the bathroom.. After I washed the soap out of my eyes and opened them I saw this peering at me through the glass shower enclosure.

Mickey standing outside the shower glass
with binoculars.  I opened my eyes to this!

Mickey is lucky I didn't punch him in the binoculars.  I punch when I'm startled.  Anyway, after I realized it was just Mickey and not some stranger that could have killed me after he peeped at me through binoculars,  I decided that I would take a picture of Mickey's doing his binocular thing to send to a friend of ours.  I wanted to show him proof of what an idiot he is (not that he didn't already know that).  

I asked Mickey to grab my phone and hand it to me through the shower door and to continue peering through his binoculars while I took his picture.  After I took the photo I told him I was sending the photo to Rob to prove once and for all that Mickey has issues.   I sent the picture off to his friend Rob with the caption "Check out your idiot friend Mickey.  Do you know what he's doing?"  

And...........sent.........gone out into the universe forever. 

This is a re-creation of the photo....but if you
look carefully to the left side of the photo you can see my
reflection.This reflection isn't as noticeable as the original.
  I also made sure to be fully clothed this time.

I looked at the photo and realized it was a pretty funny pic of Mickey so I told him that I might post it on Instagram.  Right before I was about to post the photo to my instagram page my phone dinged and it was Rob sending me a text back.  It said,  "I'm not really sure what Mickey doing but this picture has a reflection of you in your all togethers.  Look at the reflection in the shower glass."

Look carefully and you
can clearly see my
reflection in this photo.
This time I kept my clothes
on. This is the type of
reflection that Rob saw.
Ugh 

 I panicked! I thought to myself, Rob is just giving me grief.  It also crossed my mind that I had sent the photo before really looking at it with my GLASSES ON.  Still in a panic I put my glasses on and scrolled through my photos and there it was.............the photo of nightmares!  For the love of all that is holy.........how did I not see that reflection. There I was in all my nakeditity.  It was indeed a photo of Mickey looking at me through binoculars but with an obvious reflection of me with my exposed girls and the area south of the girls, in all their glory. 


I started to sweat, get nauseous, pass out and then realized that I had to stop the naked madness immediately.  I phoned Rob and he promised to erase the photo (Rob's a true gentleman) and then I erased the photo from my phone and checked Mickey's phone for any pirated copies.

I have mixed emotions on this issue.  I was so glad that Rob had eyes good enough to see the reflection and tell me about it before I instagrammed this pornographic pic but I hated that he had good enough eyes to see my naked reflection of the full frontals.  


It took me a bit before I could look Rob in the eye but if you think about it, the real question is...............who takes binoculars into the bathroom anyway??

Not long after "The Incident" Rob and his wife Jen sent me this special photo.

I call this photo "The Reenactment"